Funny wedding toast examples

Here are some funny wedding quotes and phrases that I have stumbled across. You can use these free funny wedding phrases for your toasts. When making your best man or maid of honor speech, nothing helps more than having something prescripted, like a funny wedding toast. Enjoy these funny marriage quotes!

Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring

They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.

You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

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